Q; What does an electron say when it meets resistance?
A: "I'm going ohm!"
Cheers!
Naught
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A byte of humour . . .
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Posted 18 August 2023 - 01:30 PM
Thanks for keeping us up to date on current events. You've got real potential in that joke.
Back to visiting this site, every so often, been so busy in previous years.
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Posted 18 August 2023 - 01:44 PM
"When God shuts a Window, he opens a Linux." —Linus 8:7
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Posted 18 August 2023 - 04:06 PM
Q; How many coders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change the bulb and the other to tell him he's doing it wrong.
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Posted 18 August 2023 - 04:16 PM
Would have been better if it was related to binary one to say it's on one to say it's off
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Posted 18 August 2023 - 04:42 PM
God, we're lucky that Henry Ford started building motor cars, not Bill Gates
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Posted 18 August 2023 - 04:46 PM
God, we're lucky that Henry Ford started building motor cars, not Bill Gates
We'd have a 640 gallon tank
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Posted 19 August 2023 - 12:20 PM
Q: What type of RAM do they use in Idaho?
A: Potato Chips.
Edited by Naught McNoone, 19 August 2023 - 12:22 PM.
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Posted 20 August 2023 - 09:36 AM
Our network died from a digiboard failure. It was a terminal illness. 
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Posted 21 August 2023 - 12:41 PM
The Japanese have perfected a new robot dog.
Don't worry. Its bark is worse than its byte.
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Posted 22 August 2023 - 08:20 AM
*** Out of Beer Error ->->-> Recovering Memory ***
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Posted 22 August 2023 - 04:18 PM
Be glad they didn't deliver you 16 BILLION sheep.
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Posted 22 August 2023 - 04:28 PM
So, 16 GB or RAM is equal to 17,179,869,184 sheep?
That's enough to defoliate New Zealand.
Don't send any RAM to the Kiwis.
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Posted 22 August 2023 - 04:31 PM
Q: How do you know your computer is getting old?
A: It keeps losing its memory.
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