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I'm Duh Boss

Started by 6sixty6six , Nov 16 2022 06:38 PM

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#1861 egg

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Posted 28 February 2024 - 07:39 AM

WOW !!! Thanks for that Nicky I won't have to buy any for ages now.

 

Us Boss's like a little tipple now and again 


I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.

 

Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away

 

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#1862 P_E_Dant

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Posted 28 February 2024 - 06:00 PM

egg - Us Boss's like a little tipple now and again
 

 

Did you omit a word up there ^ egg?  I think you did!  I am sure you did!  More proof of your over-imbibing!  :o

 

The word you omitted was pretend!  It should read 'Us pretend Boss's like a humungous tipple now, and again now, and again now, and again and again'

 

I eggspect you back at work next Monday, suitably dried out!

 

Dant!  :hysterical:   Stop it Dant!  :hysterical:

 

Dried egg!  :hysterical:

 

Us Boss's will have our little jokes!  :grinner:


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Posted 29 February 2024 - 09:12 AM

I hope you're enjoying your little jokes at my eggspense Dant.

 

Just remember 

 

He who laughs last laughs loudest and he who laughs longest didn't get it in the first place.

 

To die laughing must be the most glorious of glorious deaths  :hysterical:  

 

SO that makes me duh giggling BOSS HQO9ZwN.gif


I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.

 

Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away

 

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Posted 01 March 2024 - 07:07 PM

egg!  There you are!  They'se waitin' for you in Lecture Room 3!  They won't start until you get there!

 

Surely you haven't forgotten that today is the day for all ex-Bosses to attend the seminar on 'What Comes Next?'

 

I notice that you hasn't paid the fee to attend and unless you does you won't be eligible for the payout!  :o

 

Being Duh BOSS, I is instructin' you to clear out your skip and skip on down to the lecture!


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Posted 01 March 2024 - 08:46 PM

 

Lecture Room 3!

Isnt that where AA meets?


"When God shuts a Window, he opens a Linux." —Linus 8:7

 

 

 

 

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Posted 01 March 2024 - 09:06 PM

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Posted 02 March 2024 - 07:14 AM

What's so funny ???  Eh !! Eh !! What's you laughin' at ??   :angry:

 

I'll have you know I've attended many of those Lectures and you wouldn't believe what I've learned.   :gathering:

 

Not that I'm gonna share the information with you lot !! Oh NO !!!   :nono:

 

You'll have to attend yourselves to find out the secrets of the Society.

 

In the meantime I have been promoted back to The Boss of the Highest Order   :thumbup2:

 

AND I order you lot back to work.

 

I'm cookin' a suitable punishment up for you Nicky - Be afraid - Be VERY afraid !!!!   :ranting:


I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.

 

Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away

 

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Posted 02 March 2024 - 09:45 PM

egg!  There you are egg!  I see you is all prepared and ready to take up your new position as Acting Assistant Deputy Cadet Trainee Floor Sweeper!  Good!  That dingy grey uniform suits you perfeckly!  And I see you is all rouged, primped and powdered!  Good!  Good!  Go along now and introduce yourselve to the Head Cleaner, that Pengwine!

 

Wait a minute Dant!  Did you say 'all rouged, primped and powdered!?

 

Bwahahahahaha!  You did! You rascal Dant!  POWDERED EGG!  :hysterical:

 

Oh dear me!  Us BOSSES will have our little jokes!  :grinner:


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Posted 03 March 2024 - 01:24 AM

Its just an AA meeting


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Posted 03 March 2024 - 10:18 AM

I'll have you know that over here the A.A. is the longest standing Motor Rescue service in the country.

 

The Automobile Association

 

 

 

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Back in the day they rode round on Motorcycles and saluted AA members who displayed their badge.

 

Initially to warn members of a speed trap until it became illegal.

 

SO Boss egg enrols all her deserving employees in the A.A. so that they can get a quick repair and not be late for work !! 


I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.

 

Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away

 

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Posted 03 March 2024 - 03:01 PM

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I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.

 

Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away

 

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Posted Today, 06:26 PM

What the?  I goes away for ONE DAY!  ONE DAY!  to be Headline Speaker at the 'National People's Congress' and what does I find when I gets back here? :o

 

Turmoil!  Turmoil!  Sixer and Pengwine and CorruptoCat a' weepin' and a' cryin' all over the place!  :ranting:

 

Who could be responsible for this pathetic state of affairs I DON'T WONDER!  :ranting:

 

It that egg!  :ranting:

 

egg!  You is on notice!  One more attempt to usufr usele user white-ant the Dant's authority and you is OUT THE DOOR!  :ranting:

 

Now that I is back the place will be restored to a productive happy workplace!  :angry:

 

Carry on!


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Posted Today, 08:19 PM

You mean AAA?


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