Petrified eggs are a source of much amusement
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, Jan 11 2021 02:46 PM
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Posted 29 February 2024 - 07:41 AM
Quails eggs are too small to cower in the corner terrified.
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away
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Posted 01 March 2024 - 07:09 PM
Rutabagas make eggselent ammunition for potato guns!
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Posted 02 March 2024 - 08:02 AM
Silly Dant - everyone knows you use Spuds in Spud guns 
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
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Posted 03 March 2024 - 10:26 AM
Unsubstantiated Unmitigated statement Dant
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
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Posted 03 March 2024 - 09:36 PM
Verification of the acceptability of rutabaga as ammunition in a potato gun * follows
'ball bearings, shot, frozen produce, the possibilities are endless!'
* Commonly known as a 'spud gun', with emphasis on the common 
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Posted Yesterday, 08:11 AM
Would YOU believe this ???
Allegedly based on a true story
Scientists at NASA built a device to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets, the space shuttle, etc. The idea being to simulate collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
British engineers heard about the device and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made and a device was sent to the British engineers. When the device was fired, the British engineers were shocked... the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin. The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the US scientists for suggestions. NASA responded with a one-line memo: "Defrost the chicken".
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
Never underestimate the power of stupid. It can’t be reasoned or negotiated with and you’ll never never beat it…. Cut your losses, smile and walk away
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Posted Today, 07:07 PM
Xibalba is a very nice place for that egg to take a holiday
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