Found this list while archiving some old files:
Top Ten First Words to Extra Terrestrials Visiting Earth
10. This is a no stopping zone. Get out of the vehicle and get on the ground!
9. This software will allow you to communicate with anyone. By the way, you do you have a bit-coin account, don't you?
8. Can you spare some change?
7. We are so glad you are finally here! Come, join us, as we drink the Kool-Aid.
6. You guys must be really lost, or desperate, or both.
5. I am a Nigerian Prince, descended from your people. I need your help to transfer my money out of my country.
4. I don't care, get that damn thing off of my lawn, or I'm gonna' shoot!
3. Oh my God! The demon sperm lady was right!
2. Have you found Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?
1. I need to talk to you about your extended spaceship warranty.
Cheers!
Naught
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